| Ph0R|\/| L337 |3R|74||\|!!

Sadly, despite having known mr. goh for almost 4 years, I realized that the mr. goh I know is actually not the real mr. goh.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS EYE STRAINING INFO ABT THE REAL MR. GOH. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

mr. goh: why dun u go to the cluster?
me: wanted to go to the apple cluster
me: but they have class
mr. goh: bollocks
me: not bullocks?
mr. goh: no
me: is BO?
mr. goh: it's B O L L O C K S
mr. goh: BOL-LOCKS
me: ok ok ok
mr. goh: bloody hell
me: OK DEAR!!!
me: you dun have to talk in british terms
mr. goh: wot? u dun fancy me talking like that?
me: LOL
me: ya i don fancy you toking like that
mr. goh: blimey! i always thought u fancy a bloke like me

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me: btw what should i eat for lunch later?
me: you know they took big o away?
me: kinda sad
mr. goh: blasphemy1
me: i thought it's better than the one in oakland
me: what's dat?
mr. goh: blasphemy means that the sch campus be damned for taking Big O away
me: ok...................
me: so what should i eat then?
mr. goh: so u're going to ditch me for lunch?

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mr. goh: u think i easy to bluff issit? dun play play
me: noooooooo lol
mr. goh: lim pei eat salt more than u eat rice ok
me: dear....
me: wat's wrong with you
me: first british now singaporean
mr. goh: coz it's hax0r and i'm l33t
me: hax0r?
me: what's that mean?
mr. goh: 17 /\/\34|\|5 1'/\/\ 700 900D Ph0R j00Z
me: wth (roll)
mr. goh: don't u understand my leet speak?
me: .........................................

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mr. goh: 17 /\/\34|\|5 1'/\/\ 700 900D Ph0R j00Z = it means i'm too good for you
me: ;) ahhh got it
mr. goh: j00Z 907 70 L34r|\| L337 $P34|< $0 U (4|\| 74L|< 70 /\/\3 7|-|1$ \/\/4'/
me: $0 \/\/h47 4R3 7h3 RuL3$ Ph0R L337 $P34|mr. goh: \/\/3LL d0|\|3! 1'/\/\ $0 pr0UD 0Ph j00Z
me: 7h4|\||<$ :)

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mr. goh: btw, i juz read abt this place that serves out of the world pudding, think u might be interested
mr. goh: http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/07/best_mango_pudd.php
mr. goh: i'm salivating......
me: oooh cheh
me: i had that
mr. goh: WHAT?!?!
mr. goh: U HAD THAT??????
mr. goh: LIFE'S SOOOOOO UNFAIR
mr. goh: 1 $|-|4LL dr0\/\/|\| /\/\'/ $0rr0\/\/$ 1|\| L337 $P34|<

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mr. goh: check this out, i found the content quite amusing http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/08/madeinchina_dvd.php
me: that IS quite funny
mr. goh: kenny sia is a very funny blogger
mr. goh: this one got me burst out in laughters http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/09/about_the_18yea.php

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mr. goh: anyway i have a confession to make
me: wat?
mr. goh: /\/\'/ L337 5P34|< (0|\|\/3R73R http://www.brenz.net/l337Maker.asp