我叫MT!? LOLOL

wx and I recently fell in love with this World of Warcraft animation done by 核桃 in China, titled I'M MT (ch: 我叫MT). The animation is awesome - the characters and scenes are very well portrayed, plus the opening and ending themes are nicely written too!

The story is funny and cute (& of course based on the game wow). It started out as 5 lowbies (ie. low level toons) who met each other and decided to group up to explore their first instance (ie. dungeon). Each of them are of a different class (warrior, shaman, hunter, rogue & mage). But being the lowbies and the noobs (ie. new and unskilled - stupid) they are, they are met with great dangers (& great laughters) both inside and outside of instances - eg. being ganked by a higher level enemy player. The main character is called MT (warrior) who aspires to become the best MT - MT stands for "main tank", who is to hold the overall aggression of a boss in a fight. Pay attention to the opening theme lyrics, the role of MT is well portrayed there. What's also interesting for us is learning how to use the chinese equivalent game terms. Really hilarious!

Jokes are primarily for wow players, you need a basic understanding of the game to appreciate things. But watch it anyhow, they are cutee!!

Here's the 1st episode (total 4 as of 10/2):


Check out I'M MT's official website for more goodies.

R u the Energuy?

Very interactive game with a great purpose from the canadians!

How to play: Pull the Energuy by the wrist. Point up, down, left, right throughout the 5 rooms and click on objects you think are not energy efficient. For every correct answer you get (20 in total), the Energuy performs a little dance, move, somersault etc. Pull him harder and he can even fall down or hit the ceiling!

Scoring: Show how environmentally-minded you are within 2 minutes. Then on the results page, mouseover each object you found to learn how it can save you money!

If you have a desperate eye on your monthly bills like me, this provides you some great tips on how to save energy ($$). Start with little tweeks in our daily lives, and live in a greener world. :)

Jobs searching III

GAWD! Erjie just pointed out a super 大蛋白 thing on my resume.. I mistakenly wrote $880 (half-month pay) as my FULL monthly salary instead of $1760!!! T_T.. Sobssss. That's a huuuuge difference! In SGD, the rightful amount is $2.5k+!! Not $1.2k+!! AHHHHH~~ And I've already sent out 30 over applications with the stupid wrong info. =(((((( Hope it didn't impose a fatal impression on my app. Haizzz.

欠扁問答題!!

題1.一枝火柴遭人打傷頭部，送院包紮好傷口後變成了甚麼？
答：棉花棒。

題2.鮭魚魚生和海膽魚生為何在路上碰面也不打招呼？
答：魚生魚生...因為大家都不夠熟。

題3.午餐肉每次看見快熟麵都打快熟麵。為何有一次午餐肉看見義大利粉同樣打義大利粉？
答：因為午餐肉跟快熟麵說：別以為你做了負離子頭髮我就不認得你。

題4.一個由家庭主婦辦的烹飪班，黃太教蓮蓉包，李太教芝麻包，誰教叉燒包？
答：清侵磨。

題5.白兔小妹妹拒絕斑馬哥哥的愛，為甚麼？
答：因為白兔媽媽說：紋身的都不是好人。

Attention all WoW players:

Lol, this is so damn funny!!

Click Click!

Good Old Days...

Contributed by w4nd3rlu5t:
http://www.convergeguild.com/viewtopic.php?t=309

*a druid* thanks you.

What do you do with chicken heads?

A) eat them;
B) sell them so others can eat them;
C) throw them away; or
D) open and close their eye lids and beaks.

| Ph0R|\/| L337 |3R|74||\|!!

Sadly, despite having known mr. goh for almost 4 years, I realized that the mr. goh I know is actually not the real mr. goh.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS EYE STRAINING INFO ABT THE REAL MR. GOH. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

mr. goh: why dun u go to the cluster?
me: wanted to go to the apple cluster
me: but they have class
mr. goh: bollocks
me: not bullocks?
mr. goh: no
me: is BO?
mr. goh: it's B O L L O C K S
mr. goh: BOL-LOCKS
me: ok ok ok
mr. goh: bloody hell
me: OK DEAR!!!
me: you dun have to talk in british terms
mr. goh: wot? u dun fancy me talking like that?
me: LOL
me: ya i don fancy you toking like that
mr. goh: blimey! i always thought u fancy a bloke like me

***
me: btw what should i eat for lunch later?
me: you know they took big o away?
me: kinda sad
mr. goh: blasphemy1
me: i thought it's better than the one in oakland
me: what's dat?
mr. goh: blasphemy means that the sch campus be damned for taking Big O away
me: ok...................
me: so what should i eat then?
mr. goh: so u're going to ditch me for lunch?

***
mr. goh: u think i easy to bluff issit? dun play play
me: noooooooo lol
mr. goh: lim pei eat salt more than u eat rice ok
me: dear....
me: wat's wrong with you
me: first british now singaporean
mr. goh: coz it's hax0r and i'm l33t
me: hax0r?
me: what's that mean?
mr. goh: 17 /\/\34|\|5 1'/\/\ 700 900D Ph0R j00Z
me: wth (roll)
mr. goh: don't u understand my leet speak?
me: .........................................

***
mr. goh: 17 /\/\34|\|5 1'/\/\ 700 900D Ph0R j00Z = it means i'm too good for you
me: ;) ahhh got it
mr. goh: j00Z 907 70 L34r|\| L337 $P34|< $0 U (4|\| 74L|< 70 /\/\3 7|-|1$ \/\/4'/
me: $0 \/\/h47 4R3 7h3 RuL3$ Ph0R L337 $P34|mr. goh: \/\/3LL d0|\|3! 1'/\/\ $0 pr0UD 0Ph j00Z
me: 7h4|\||<$ :)

***
mr. goh: btw, i juz read abt this place that serves out of the world pudding, think u might be interested
mr. goh: http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/07/best_mango_pudd.php
mr. goh: i'm salivating......
me: oooh cheh
me: i had that
mr. goh: WHAT?!?!
mr. goh: U HAD THAT??????
mr. goh: LIFE'S SOOOOOO UNFAIR
mr. goh: 1 $|-|4LL dr0\/\/|\| /\/\'/ $0rr0\/\/$ 1|\| L337 $P34|<

***
mr. goh: check this out, i found the content quite amusing http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/08/madeinchina_dvd.php
me: that IS quite funny
mr. goh: kenny sia is a very funny blogger
mr. goh: this one got me burst out in laughters http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/09/about_the_18yea.php

***
mr. goh: anyway i have a confession to make
me: wat?
mr. goh: /\/\'/ L337 5P34|< (0|\|\/3R73R http://www.brenz.net/l337Maker.asp

Jokes of the Day

Wow! It's been a long long time since I blogged. There has been a lot of inertia to do it leh :p

So life in Austria (yes, I'm there now) seems very carefree. Especially in Kitzbuhel, the city where I'm at now coz of my sister's CLW training, there were a lot of people (usually elders) just sitting peacefully in a row of benches along the street. And they seem to sit for a long time! A lot of dogs here on the street too, very doggie friendly place. Even the large ones are allowed into shops (some are very small shops!). Kitzbuhel has very beautiful scenic view. The town is surrounded by green mountains! And....well, I shall stop here. Just wait for the pictures next post. :p

Since this post is titled "Jokes of the Day", there must be jokes to tell! Yes, I've been watching BBC II all morning and there was this programme (call Level Up) where they asked the audience to send in jokes.

The first one:
What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Ans: Dyathinkisaurus.

Next:
What do you give a dog for fever?

Ans: Mustard.

I quite like this one:
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Ans: Lily.

This is my favorite:
Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

Ans: Because her coach is a pumpkin.


Bye for now :)