欠扁問答題!!

題1.一枝火柴遭人打傷頭部，送院包紮好傷口後變成了甚麼？
答：棉花棒。

題2.鮭魚魚生和海膽魚生為何在路上碰面也不打招呼？
答：魚生魚生...因為大家都不夠熟。

題3.午餐肉每次看見快熟麵都打快熟麵。為何有一次午餐肉看見義大利粉同樣打義大利粉？
答：因為午餐肉跟快熟麵說：別以為你做了負離子頭髮我就不認得你。

題4.一個由家庭主婦辦的烹飪班，黃太教蓮蓉包，李太教芝麻包，誰教叉燒包？
答：清侵磨。

題5.白兔小妹妹拒絕斑馬哥哥的愛，為甚麼？
答：因為白兔媽媽說：紋身的都不是好人。

Jokes of the Day

Wow! It's been a long long time since I blogged. There has been a lot of inertia to do it leh :p

So life in Austria (yes, I'm there now) seems very carefree. Especially in Kitzbuhel, the city where I'm at now coz of my sister's CLW training, there were a lot of people (usually elders) just sitting peacefully in a row of benches along the street. And they seem to sit for a long time! A lot of dogs here on the street too, very doggie friendly place. Even the large ones are allowed into shops (some are very small shops!). Kitzbuhel has very beautiful scenic view. The town is surrounded by green mountains! And....well, I shall stop here. Just wait for the pictures next post. :p

Since this post is titled "Jokes of the Day", there must be jokes to tell! Yes, I've been watching BBC II all morning and there was this programme (call Level Up) where they asked the audience to send in jokes.

The first one:
What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Ans: Dyathinkisaurus.

Next:
What do you give a dog for fever?

Ans: Mustard.

I quite like this one:
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Ans: Lily.

This is my favorite:
Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

Ans: Because her coach is a pumpkin.


Bye for now :)