$9/hr x 10hrs/wk = starting pay as Internet Viral Marketing Intern.
My job is to create an online buzz about this new technology/product that they are preparing to launch.
It's called a Current and Voltage Surge Suppressor (CVSS).
Pay attention because the new surge protector is more 1337 than the conventional ones you have at home. So throw those out now and contact me for replacement details. *wink wink*
P.S: I got bitten by Chibi on my nose! Blood! *faint*