Fall 2006 Final Schedule

updated
MIS: 12/6, 3:30-4:20PM, SH 125
Finance: 12/12, 1:00-4:00PM, BH A53
Marketing: 12/14, 8:30-11:30AM,BH A53
Production: 12/19, 8:30-11:30AM, UC McConomy

欠扁問答題!!

題1.一枝火柴遭人打傷頭部，送院包紮好傷口後變成了甚麼？
答：棉花棒。

題2.鮭魚魚生和海膽魚生為何在路上碰面也不打招呼？
答：魚生魚生...因為大家都不夠熟。

題3.午餐肉每次看見快熟麵都打快熟麵。為何有一次午餐肉看見義大利粉同樣打義大利粉？
答：因為午餐肉跟快熟麵說：別以為你做了負離子頭髮我就不認得你。

題4.一個由家庭主婦辦的烹飪班，黃太教蓮蓉包，李太教芝麻包，誰教叉燒包？
答：清侵磨。

題5.白兔小妹妹拒絕斑馬哥哥的愛，為甚麼？
答：因為白兔媽媽說：紋身的都不是好人。

GY小品(一)

车窗外的树丛逐渐地消逝。雨水像冰雹一样，无情地敲击着车窗。天越来越黑，雨也越下越大。窗外的景色早已随着日落失去了踪影，唯有我依稀能看到今日下午迎风飘逸的枝叶缓缓离我而去。我此时身在何方，到往何去，若不努力回想还记得起来吗？名？我有。有父母的子女何尝没有! 可这“有”作用为何？是一张契约吧。一张绑住了你我的契约。因为我有名，所以我失去了无名的自由，无名的洒脱。

三年了… 隨著時間的流逝，世界彷彿變得空蕩與虛偽，我也學會了服從與放棄。在你眼前的，只不過是個空心的軀體，沒了靈魂，沒了渴望。三年了… 他，還過得好嗎?

不经意的，我被时间的长流拖着。沉重的步伐，我这身的包袱，除了麻木的这样的过，我还有剩余的力量改程，还有选择的资格吗? 到底是哪里出了错？这个问题我每天反复的问自己。每个人都有自己该走的路吧！错不在他。若要指责，或许全都是我。 命运呢？莫非也能赖在似是而非的命运头上？我又回忆起那似乎是我活着的最后一天…

十二月二十二日，冬至。天氣漸漸逼近寒冷，我獨自在松樹下等待。望著碧藍的天空，撫摸著幼葉的柔嫩，想像著他無邪的表情。等了許久卻仍不見他的蹤影。不知不覺的，我沉入睡夢中。醒來後，發現他已在我身邊，靜靜的守候。他那溫和的笑容使我感到欣慰。我不自覺的對他笑，但心中卻是充滿了憤慨與無奈。我憎恨我無法給他幸福，因為我們的關係是不被這個社會接受的。他也很清楚這一點的啊。為甚麼他還能流露出如此的真誠！我很妒忌，也很惋惜。我唯一能給予他的，也只是盡我所能，保護他這顆赤子之心。

也许就是这份真，这份诚。为他，我毫不犹豫，毫不保留。待他，我一心一意，真情流露。他就是这么样的一个人。在他身边的每一刻，我充实地活着。因为没有刻意存在，而使我的存在更有价值。我俩之间，仿佛跨越了言语的局限。一切的体现，纵然无言以对，却是心照不宣。朴实，柔弱，所以永恒。这样的沟通，这样的境界，自然的就像潮水的起伏，四季的转变。男男，女女，事事，非非。如此这般的凡夫琐事，怎能和我们相比！哈。世界沦落为世间。倘若每个决定都有那么多的苦恼，但愿我这个决定会将所有的沉痛驾负在我身上。

但很抱歉，我還是讓你受了折磨。原本為燦爛的人生竟是被我給摧毀了。天真啊！愚昧啊！我真錯了，錯在我忽略了你的心意… 自以為能夠讓你不再受到鄙視。我又錯了，錯在我離開了你，離開了自由和灑脫。你就像現在窗外的景物，一步步走向那暗處，直到我視你而不見。你的消息，使我無法接受命運無情的安排。這又歸為名的緣故吧。一張綁住了你我的契約。永別了。

It's HELL week.

This is by far the MOST STRESSFUL and BUSIEST week in my life!

1) Finance midterm (FRI) - 2 toughest topics!
2) Marketing presentation (FRI)
3) MIS presentation (FRI) - hell to prepare even 1 presentation...
4) Marketing case competition (SAT) - this is not for "pray pray" (translates: play play) ok!? and we have hell lot of shit to do. and the judges panel is freaking me out! both marketing and oral comm professors? NOOOOOOOOOO

BAH-GA-GAGAGAGA-GA-GAGAGAGAH

Other less hectic stuff:
* My Spring 2007 schedule! --> brought to you by scheduleman!

** My sister and I started on this continue-the-story game. so one of us write a paragraph of text and the other continues from there to create a story, back and forth, blah blah blah.....IN CHINESE. This is our progress so far:

Edit: For the completed short story, see next post by me.

Now it's my sister's turn to cook up the story. (Notice there's both simplified and traditional chinese...)

KnitBitz like shitz.

*Sigh* I feel like I made a fool out of myself today. It was my sales talk and I wanted to sell knitting products. But I was so bad and appeared very very underprepared. There's some truth to it though...I only came up with the speech at around 5 this morning. I rehearsed after that, just like how I was in my bad news presentation before midsem break. I felt confident, until the very last minute...it's as if I made a wrong step forward and fell right through a pit, a very deep pit, an almost bottomless pit. I just wanted to do better than before!! But I didn't and I failed terribly. Sad..

I need to get my mind off this. Quite a depressing life leh...